Jimmys Soccer Manager by AXE&BMW
BOWEL MOVEMENT WASTE PRESENTS: "JIMMY'S SOCCER MANAGER" THIS JEWEL OF A GAME WAS CRACKED BY ANAL X-AM ENTERPRISE. IMPORTING AND NTSC FIXING WAS DONE BY ORANGE JUICE OF BMW ON SATURDAY MARCH 21ST, 1992! BIG HELLOS TO: ANAL X-AM ENTERPRISE, BAND OF THE HAND, CHINA SYNDROME INC, EMPIRE, GLORY AND LAMERS 'R US! UNLIKE THE TYPICAL RELEASE FROM GLORY THIS GAME WORKS ON NTSC AS WELL AS ON PAL COMPUTERS! THOR: I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS GAME AS MUCH AS YOU ENJOY THE MANAGER GAMES PUT OUT BY LRU! LATEROOS FROM US TO YOU, SO FUCK YOU! -ORANGE JUICE BOWEL MOVEMENT WASTE - 4 OPQRSTUVWXYZ[/PQRST]^ - AXE ARE HERE WITH 'JIMMYS SOCCER MANAGER' A KICK ASS GAME - IT REQUIRES A LITTLE STRATEGY BUT FORTUNATELY YOU WON'T HAVE TO CALCULATE THE SQUARE-ROOT OF 25 TO PLAY IT - . GREETINGS TO: GLORY (CHICKEN GEORGE),BOWEL MOVEMENT WASTE,BAND OF THE HAND,CHINA SYNDROME AND THAT'S IT - D /THE PROCTOLOGIST - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - ND OF THE SEASONGN - ORRY YOU HAVE NO MEN IN YOUR SQUADGH - ORRY YOU CAN ONLY ACCESS THEGH - RANSFER MARKET ONCE A WEEK - ORRY YOU HAVE A FULL SQUAD - HAT IS YOUR BID? - OUR BID HAS BEEN REFUSED - OU HAVE JUST BOUGHT - HE TELEPHONE RINGS - IS CURRENT VALUE IS / - AS BEEN SOLD FOR / - NTER FILE NAME > - EQUESTS A TRANSFER - AS QUIT THE CLUB BECAUSE YOU - J CONSTANTLY DENIED HIM A TRANSFER - OU SHOULD LOOK AFTER YOUR - O PLAYERS A LITTLE BETTER - S FIT TO PLAY AGAIN - ! WANTS A WORD WITH YOU - GREE TO HIS DEMAND - EFUSE HIS DEMAND - HANKS YOU FOR THE RAISE. - OU HAVE FINNISHED THE SEASON IN THE - D TOP TWO PLACES AND HAVE BEEN PROMOTED - UR PERFORMANCE WAS TERRIBLE - AS BEEN INJURD. - HE CLUB IS BANKRUPT AND HAS TO BE SOLD - AND YOU HAVE BEEN SACKED BECAUSE OFXI YOUR POOR MANAGEMENT OF THEXS CLUBS FINANCESXN - OU ARE OUT OF THE - OU HAVE NOT PICKED A FULL TEAMBP 1 - ESELECT TEAMBX 2 - LAYER APPERANCES - VERDRAFT INTEREST - OU ARE IN CHARGE OF A CONFERENCE DIVISION TEAM. - MANAGER GOT THE SACK AS THE TEAMS PERFORMANCE LEFT THEM THIRD FROM BOTTOM THE PREVIOUS SEASON. - HE BOARD IS GETTING WORRIED ABOUT THE CLUBSS SITUATION. - TS UP TO YOU NOW! - BALL MANAGEMENT GAME THAT IS BASED ON - T IS AS DEMANDING AS BEIBG A REAL MANAGER AND IS VERY DIFFICULT. - THER MANAGEMENT GAMES ARE VERY EASY - D AFTER YOU HAVE SUSSED A SIMPLE FORMULA, - ANAGER DEPENDS ON A SERIES OF DECISI - ONS, SKILL AND A LOT OF PATIENCE TO SUCCEED. - TS THE REALISM OF THE GAME THAT YOU WILL NOTICE MOST. - HE VALUE OF THE PLAYERS, - HE SKILLS OF YOUNG PLAYERS - D THAT MATURE AND THE DECLINE OF GREAT - D PLAYERS BECAUSE OF AGE. - ORALE CHANGES TO DEPENDING ON IF YOU ARE PLAYING, - NJURED OR NOT PLAYING. - HERE ARE SCOUTSTOO THAT TRY TO POACH YOUR GOOD PLAYERS TO BE THEIR FUTURE STARS - S WELL AS THEUSUAL INJURIES, - INANCIAL MANAGEMENT, - ELLEPHONE CALLS BUYING AND SELLING ETC. - UST FOLLOW ON SCREEN INSTRUCTIONSOR PRESS HIGHLIGHTED KEYS SHOWN ON THE - AVE PATIENCE YOU WILL PROBABLY LOSE YOUR FIRST COUPLE OF GAMES - E STICK WITH IT YOUR SQUAD WILL MATURE - LWAYS BUY YOUNG PLAYERS, - HEIR SKILL WILL INCREASE EVERY GAME. BE - F CAREFUL OF YOUR OLDER PLAYERS BECAUSE - ILL AND VALUE WILL DROP. - LWAYS TRY AND KEEP A 13 MAN - D SQUAD IN CASE OF INJURIES. - EEP A CHECK ON MORALE A GOOD - PLAYER WITH BAD MORALE C - VERDRAFT LIMIT / - TO BID FOR PLAYER - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - ND OF THE SEASONGN - ORRY YOU HAVE NO MEN IN YOUR SQUADGH - ORRY YOU CAN ONLY ACCESS THEGH - RANSFER MARKET ONCE A WEEK - ORRY YOU HAVE A FULL SQUAD - HAT IS YOUR BID? - OUR BID HAS BEEN REFUSED - OU HAVE JUST BOUGHT - HE TELEPHONE RINGS - IS CURRENT VALUE IS / - AS BEEN SOLD FOR / - NTER FILE NAME > - EQUESTS A TRANSFER - AS QUIT THE CLUB BECAUSE YOU - J CONSTANTLY DENIED HIM A TRANSFER - OU SHOULD LOOK AFTER YOUR - O PLAYERS A LITTLE BETTER - S FIT TO PLAY AGAIN - ! WANTS A WORD WITH YOU - GREE TO HIS DEMAND - EFUSE HIS DEMAND - HANKS YOU FOR THE RAISE. - OU HAVE FINNISHED THE SEASON IN THE - D TOP TWO PLACES AND HAVE BEEN PROMOTED - UR PERFORMANCE WAS TERRIBLE - AS BEEN INJURD. - HE CLUB IS BANKRUPT AND HAS TO BE SOLD - AND YOU HAVE BEEN SACKED BECAUSE OFXI YOUR POOR MANAGEMENT OF THEXS CLUBS FINANCESXN - OU ARE OUT OF THE - OU HAVE NOT PICKED A FULL TEAMBP 1 - ESELECT TEAMBX 2 - LAYER APPERANCES - VERDRAFT INTEREST - OU ARE IN CHARGE OF A CONFERENCE DIVISION TEAM. - MANAGER GOT THE SACK AS THE TEAMS PERFORMANCE LEFT THEM THIRD FROM BOTTOM THE PREVIOUS SEASON. - HE BOARD IS GETTING WORRIED ABOUT THE CLUBSS SITUATION. - TS UP TO YOU NOW! - BALL MANAGEMENT GAME THAT IS BASED ON - T IS AS DEMANDING AS BEIBG A REAL MANAGER AND IS VERY DIFFICULT. - THER MANAGEMENT GAMES ARE VERY EASY - D AFTER YOU HAVE SUSSED A SIMPLE FORMULA, - ANAGER DEPENDS ON A SERIES OF DECISI - ONS, SKILL AND A LOT OF PATIENCE TO SUCCEED. - TS THE REALISM OF THE GAME THAT YOU WILL NOTICE MOST. - HE VALUE OF THE PLAYERS, - HE SKILLS OF YOUNG PLAYERS - D THAT MATURE AND THE DECLINE OF GREAT - D PLAYERS BECAUSE OF AGE. - ORALE CHANGES TO DEPENDING ON IF YOU ARE PLAYING, - NJURED OR NOT PLAYING. - HERE ARE SCOUTSTOO THAT TRY TO POACH YOUR GOOD PLAYERS TO BE THEIR FUTURE STARS - S WELL AS THEUSUAL INJURIES, - INANCIAL MANAGEMENT, - ELLEPHONE CALLS BUYING AND SELLING ETC. - UST FOLLOW ON SCREEN INSTRUCTIONSOR PRESS HIGHLIGHTED KEYS SHOWN ON THE - AVE PATIENCE YOU WILL PROBABLY LOSE YOUR FIRST COUPLE OF GAMES - E STICK WITH IT YOUR SQUAD WILL MATURE - LWAYS BUY YOUNG PLAYERS, - HEIR SKILL WILL INCREASE EVERY GAME. BE - F CAREFUL OF YOUR OLDER PLAYERS BECAUSE - ILL AND VALUE WILL DROP. - LWAYS TRY AND KEEP A 13 MAN - D SQUAD IN CASE OF INJURIES. - EEP A CHECK ON MORALE A GOOD - PLAYER WITH BAD MORALE C - VERDRAFT LIMIT / - TO BID FOR PLAYER -